Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Thanks For Sharing

A woman smiles while holding bottles of various types of alcohol, including peach brandy, port wine, gin, absinthe, and forbidden fruit.   (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Overheard: on a NJ Transit Train at 1:11 a.m.

By: Bruce Fretts

Drunk woman: "My hands are always clean. I wash them every time I wipe!"

Also (to her even drunker friend): "We're almost home. We'll be landing in 10 minutes."

Writes Bruce:
Need I add she had a tramp stamp?

I thought not.

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