Overheard: on a NJ Transit Train at 1:11 a.m.
By: Bruce Fretts
Drunk woman: "My hands are always clean. I wash them every time I wipe!"
Also (to her even drunker friend): "We're almost home. We'll be landing in 10 minutes."
Writes Bruce:
Need I add she had a tramp stamp?
I thought not.
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