Sunday, January 9, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Overheard: On a N.J. Transit Train
By: Bruce Fretts
Idiotic girl to her equally insipid friend: "I don't tell Lindsay anything anymore. That's like updating your Facebook status. It's gonna get out there!"
Posted by Jennifer Mendelsohn at 8:56 AM
Sunday, January 2, 2011
By: Leslie and Adam Gartenberg
1. Mom to kids: "If you don't behave, I'm going to go home and post this video on YouTube!"
2. The kids in the bounce house organizing a game of Angry Birds.
Kid One: "I'll be the yellow bird."
Kid Two: "No, me. I'm faster.""
Posted by Jennifer Mendelsohn at 6:59 PM
Overheard: at the Tropicana casino in Atlantic City
By: Ashley Van Buren
"Remember last time when you won all your Botox money?"
Posted by Jennifer Mendelsohn at 1:40 PM
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Overheard: Outside a Sherman Oaks, California school
By: Wendy Liebman
Three year old girl: There's Jimmy!
Mom: I don't see him, honey.
Girl: It's not the visible Jimmy.
Editor's Note: "Visible Jimmy" is totally joining my long list of possible band names, led by the perennial favorite, "Who By Beast."
Posted by Jennifer Mendelsohn at 11:43 AM