Sunday, January 9, 2011

Like, Totally!

Overheard: at a Reisterstown, MD middle school

By: Jennifer Mendelsohn

Tween girl talking to a friend: "Plaid is, like, my favorite-est color!"

Monday, January 3, 2011

Duh! Everyone Knows Lindsay Is Like a Goddamned Switchboard

Overheard: On a N.J. Transit Train

By: Bruce Fretts

Idiotic girl to her equally insipid friend: "I don't tell Lindsay anything anymore. That's like updating your Facebook status. It's gonna get out there!"

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Yeah? Well, I Can Totally Beat You at BrickBreaker!

Girls at a Chalk Board - Free Pictures at Historical Stock

Overheard: at a kids' indoor bounce house place

By: Leslie and Adam Gartenberg

1. Mom to kids:
"If you don't behave, I'm going to go home and post this video on YouTube!"

The kids in the bounce house organizing a game of Angry Birds.

Kid One: "I'll be the yellow bird."

Kid Two: "No, me. I'm faster.""

Because, Really, What Else Does One Do With One's Winnings?

Overheard: at the Tropicana casino in Atlantic City

By: Ashley Van Buren

"Remember last time when you won all your Botox money?"