No, See, That's Called Haiku. No, Prose! No, no! It's A Play!

Overheard: at a Hunt Valley, MD card store

By: Greg Abel

20something woman at the customer service counter flipping through a teen romance novel. "I don't like books like this. I like real stories. What do you call that, fiction?"

Not Exactly the Word I'd Use, But...Whatever

Overheard: in a New York City editorial meeting

By: GCP Editor

"But Snooki has, like...culture."

Oh, Honey. It Happens To The Best Of Us

Overheard: on a Los Angeles street corner. Two young women waiting to cross the street.

By: Jason Thompson

"Every time I burp, I taste vodka."