Well, Yes, Generally, That's Where These Things Happen

Overheard: at a Harrisburg, PA cafe

By: Amy Argetsinger

"My brother took his family on frickin' African safari -- IN AFRICA!"

Thanks For Sharing

Overheard: on a NJ Transit Train at 1:11 a.m.

By: Bruce Fretts

Drunk woman: "My hands are always clean. I wash them every time I wipe!"

Also (to her even drunker friend): "We're almost home. We'll be landing in 10 minutes."

Writes Bruce:
Need I add she had a tramp stamp?

I thought not.

They Really Do Say The Darndest Things...

Overheard: in Monterey, Mexico

Daniella, eight, with authority: "I'll handle this."
Douglas, eight: "Don't be a fool."

Why Does This Sound Vaguely Like a Pickup Line?

Overheard: at a party in Charlottesville, Virginia

By: Amy Argetsinger

Four-year-old girl eating a fruit kabob:

"As soon as I finish this strawberry, I'll show you what this dress can do."

Well, Clearly, Given The Options...

Overheard by: Heather Spohr

"I'm OK with looking crazy in pictures, I just don't want to look FAT."

Is This Some Sort of Political Correctness Thing?

Overheard at: A Towson, MD playground

By: Jennifer Mendelsohn

"Now let's play 'Super Senior Citizens!'"

Oh, Honey, Aren't We All?

Overheard: On the 5:52 NJ Transit Train to Newark

By: Bruce Fretts

A twentysomething woman walking through the crowded train car, talking loudly into her cell phone: "I am a magnet for unavailable men!"