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Sunday, January 9, 2011
Like, Totally!
Overheard: at a Reisterstown, MD middle school
By: Jennifer Mendelsohn
Tween girl talking to a friend: "Plaid is, like, my favorite-est color!"
Monday, January 3, 2011
Duh! Everyone Knows Lindsay Is Like a Goddamned Switchboard
Overheard: On a N.J. Transit Train
By: Bruce Fretts
Idiotic girl to her equally insipid friend: "I don't tell Lindsay anything anymore. That's like updating your Facebook status. It's gonna get out there!"
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Yeah? Well, I Can Totally Beat You at BrickBreaker!
By: Leslie and Adam Gartenberg
1. Mom to kids: "If you don't behave, I'm going to go home and post this video on YouTube!"
2. The kids in the bounce house organizing a game of Angry Birds.
Kid One: "I'll be the yellow bird."
Kid Two: "No, me. I'm faster.""
Because, Really, What Else Does One Do With One's Winnings?
Overheard: at the Tropicana casino in Atlantic City
By: Ashley Van Buren
"Remember last time when you won all your Botox money?"
Friday, December 31, 2010
Honey, I'm 42 and Still Wondering the Same Thing
Overheard: by Jennifer Mendelsohn
At: a Baltimore Party City store
Two college-aged girls buying New Year's Eve supplies.
"So when do we get, like, 'serious?' I wonder when that happens."
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Ho Ho Ho! That's The Spirit, Mom!
Overheard: In the Santa Line
By: Nichole Bernier
"I don't know why we bother year after year. All you do is cry. Then you cry that you cried."
Editor's Note: This will one day be the subject of a therapy session. Mark my words.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
See, Jimmy's Always Been Tricky That Way...
Overheard: Outside a Sherman Oaks, California school
By: Wendy Liebman
Three year old girl: There's Jimmy!
Mom: I don't see him, honey.
Girl: It's not the visible Jimmy.
Editor's Note: "Visible Jimmy" is totally joining my long list of possible band names, led by the perennial favorite, "Who By Beast."
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